The Typical Ned Is Easy 2 Spot As They Tend 2 Follow Certain Fashions

The Tracksuit Also Known As Trackie 2 Many Neds Is Probably The Most Spotable Thing About A "Ned" As They Range In Many Ridiculous Colours And Designs

Phrases : "Aw Naw Av Got A Bomber Ma Maw's Gonnae Kill Me...................Pass The Weed :D"

"Shit Av Got Cider Oan This"

Hat, Scarf, Socks, Phone:

The Hat Is Usually Aquascutum Or Burberry Worn At A Rediculous Angle And Even Sometimes Falls Off Heads When A Slight Breaze Comes Along. The Strangest Thing Is When The Hats Are At These Angles Other Neds Find It Easier 2 Remove Them From Ones Head :-

The Scarf Is Worn Again Aquascutum Or Burberry, With No Winter Weather Present These Are Still Worn And Sold At High Prices, These Are Also Raised Above The Mouth 2 Look More Scarey And 4 Robbing Folk

The Socks Are The Socks From The Strip Of A Football Team Raised Over The Usual Height Over The Bottom Of The "Trackie Bottoms" Which Looks Victorian 2 Me Kind Of A Shakespear Thing Goin There Showing English Literature In Schools Help

The Mobile Phone Is Growing Rapidly Amoung Neds, These Accesories Are Often Stolen Or Lifted And Not Actually Bought Sometimes Used As A Weapon Or Used 2 Organise Fights, Hate Txt's And Prank Calls........ All These Are Vital Parts Of The Ned Uniform